Season Season 2
Episode no. 2
Air date 2/17/2008
Network IFC


Episode guideEdit

Picture Title/Description/Cast Trivia
String Pull
Sam pulls a very long piece of string out of his teeth, which is attached to his organs.
  • Sam: Sam
  • Sam's date: Darren
  • This sketch was written by Sam, as confirmed in an IFC News segment on the show's 2nd season.
  • The effect was only possible due to Sam's ability to make more room in his mouth by folding his tongue up inside his throat.
Watching Ninja
Two peeping toms watch a lady stripping from a window, and accidentally cause a killing spree to happen.
  • Peeping tom 1: Trevor
  • Peeping tom 2: Timmy
  • Woman: Alyssa Farrell
  • Husband: Matthew Bass
  • Boy: Tobi Percy
  • Cops: Tyler Gulizio (credited as Sydney), Michael Sullivan
  • You can see the mother and father breathing after they've 'died'.
Never Song

Never Song

The Never Song
Trevor sings a kids' song about how to stay out of trouble.
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Be A Cop
A recruitment trailer to join the (trigger-happy) police force.
  • Cops: WKUK
  • Announcer: Trevor (voice)
Cowboys need to put on campfire shows for each other. Timmy walks off the set in anger.
  • Cowboys: WKUK
  • Timmy's assistant: Matthew Bass
Feeler Doc
A doctor has an immense fear of touching a patient's lumpy testicle.
  • Dr. Feeler: Trevor
  • Mr. Wilson: Zach
  • This sketch was completely improvised. They had time to film some more, and came up with it on the set, as explained in the DVD commentary.
You Can See Me
Blackout: Darren thinks he's invisible, until he punches Sam.
  • Darren: Darren
  • Sam: Sam
  • This sketch first appeared on the Whitest Kids site before being reshot for the TV series. The original can be seen here.
Blue Whale Dick
In a scene from the sitcom The McLaughlins, rebellious teens Michael and Caleb have gotten animal genitalia attached to their heads.
  • Mrs. McLaughlin: Timmy
  • Michael: Zach
  • Caleb: Trevor
  • Richard McLaughlin: Darren
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