Season Season 1
Episode no. 9
Air date 5/15/2007
Network fuse


Episode guideEdit

Picture Title/Description/Cast Trivia
The head pirate's assistant is having trouble getting the attention of his fellow plunderers.
  • Head pirate's assistant: Trevor
  • Pirates: Sam, Darren, Timmy, Zach
Glory Hole
Candice isn't too happy about finding Richard at the ol' glory hole.
  • Candice: Timmy
  • Richard: Trevor
  • The lady Timmy plays in this sketch is one of Trevor's favorite Timmy characters.
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Attention Guy
Zach constantly needs attention from the rest of the troupe. He improvises a song about Attention Deficit Disorder, then hangs himself.
  • Themselves: WKUK
  • The birthdate that's correct (March 1st) is in fact Zach's real birthday.
  • Zach is wearing a harness at the end of this sketch, and on the commentary he states that it hurt his balls.
  • When hanged, a victim's legs straighten, not bend, as Zach's do in this sketch.
  • In the background, you can see the prop logo from "Point/Counterpoint."
  • Zach couldn't stop laughing while shooting the song part. The troupe calls them "crazy giggles."
Bank Heist
The ringleader of a team of criminals can't get a bank heist running smoothly.
  • Ringleader: Zach
  • Criminals: Sam, Darren, Trevor
  • Timmy: Timmy
  • The troupe tried to keep this sketch off the show but the network wanted it on for some reason.
Mrs. President
Perverse department agents must behave around the first female president.
  • Homeland Security: Trevor
  • Secretary of Agriculture: Sam
  • Secretary of State: Darren
  • Mrs. President: Zach
  • Lots of people say they don't get this sketch. There's nothing to get.
  • The sketch originally had a funnier ending but the troupe decided to leave it off because it kept going and going. According to Trevor, the original ending would have one of the politicians playing with the flags and making a mustache thing.
Mom and Dad's Divorce
In home room, Steven talks about his parents' divorce.
  • Steven: Trevor
  • Teacher: Zach
  • Students: Sam, Darren, Timmy, extras
  • The song Trevor sings in this sketch is very similar to the song in the Season 2 sketch Take My Face Off. The only thing that changes is the lyrics.
  • Trevor would hang out with the character he plays (for one night).
  • Filmed in a room that is clearly a science lab, despite Darren's character saying they're in law school (that has no books).
  • Zach's favorite part of the sketch is Steven's song. Trevor's favorite part is the detailed story.

Tattoo Parlor
A very drunk businessman demands an unusual tattoo.
  • Drunk businessman: Trevor
  • Tattoo artist: Zach
  • One of the more popular and notorious sketches, it has inspired some people to get actual tattoos of what's described by Trevor's character.
  • Super Mario Bros. 2 is one of the only Mario games Bowser doesn't appear in.
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