Season 5/Episode 7

Season	Season 5
Episode no.	7
Air date	5/27/2011
Network	IFC
Live chat log	Available

Sketches

• Going Home Alone
• Liquor Store Robbery
• Pledge of Allegiance
• Dead Teacher (cut)
• Escape Artist
• The Civil War on Drugs

Episode guide

Picture	Title/Description/Cast	Trivia
	Going Home Alone A man sets up booby traps around his house in preparation for a life-changing event. Man: Trevor	Based on the booby traps set by the main character in the film Home Alone. Music: Vivaldi's The Four Seasons
	Liquor Store Robbery Homeless Joe tries to rob a wealthy businessman and utterly fails. Homeless Joe: Zach Businessman: Darren Shopper: Trevor	The second time Zach has pretended to give someone a blowjob. The first was in the Season 3 sketch Trent Reznor (to Sam).
	Pledge of Allegiance Forcing little kids to recite the pledge at school is "not a form of brainwashing". Teacher: Trevor Kids: extras
	Dead Teacher A simple plot to murder the class teacher before a test turns into an all-out schoolyard gunfight.	According to a Facebook comment by Trevor, it was cut from the episode at the last minute for offensive content and replaced by an older, incomplete edit of Songs of Olden Times, which had previously appeared in the first episode. A small part of this sketch appears in an advertisement for the final season. It was played to the audience at Trevor's Whatever Show on June 4, 2011, along with two other (unnamed) sketches that were cut from the TV show over the years. A user on YouTube reported the sketch being broadcast on the Argentinian cable television channel I.Sat. The broadcast version can be viewed here (with Spanish subtitles). It is unknown how the sketch came to be broadcast in only Latin America.
	Escape Artist Good Morning Everyone reports on Manny the Magic Man's escape attempt from inside a water tank. Ron: Sam Connie Thompson: Timmy Manny: Zach Shady man: Trevor Spectators: extras Themselves (voices): Sam, Zach, Jim Biederman	A part of the sketch was used as an advertisement for the final season. Called the Dead Magician Sketch by Sam. According to him, Darren helped write the sketch and Zach served as director.
	The Civil War on Drugs Part 7

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