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Trevor-moore drunktexts

Drunk Texts to Myself is a solo album by Trevor Moore, released in 2013 on Comedy Central Records. The album is available in both CD format and MP3 format on iTunes and Amazon.

In the album, Trevor covers a wide variety of musical genres, including country, pop, dubstep, etc. In addition, the occasional WKUK co-star pops up.

Tracklist[]

1. Founding Fathers Rap Intro[]

A teacher asks her students what they like the most about the founding fathers.

2. Founding Fathers Rap[]

Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln: all weed growers.

3. Tom Hanks is an Asshole[]

Things you didn't know about the famous actor.

4. Maybe It's Because[]

A bear's love song.

5. Vatican Radio intro[]

A radio DJ introduces the next track.

6. The Pope Rap (Modern Day Profit)[]

He's the motherfuckin' Pope, bitch.

7. Drunk Texts to Myself[]

Reggie Watts backs up a list of ideas Trevor's come up with while inebriated.

  • Sam makes a cameo as one of the guys in the bar at the beginning.

8. God Hates the Tips[]

A song about a specific part of circumcision (click on link if you dare!).

9. Help Me[]

Child pop star or prisoner? You decide.

10. What About Mouthwash?[]

When it's too late to buy alcohol, there's always household items.

11. My Mom's a Bitch[]

A brooding teenager's ode to his mom.

  • Timmy makes a cameo as the singer's mom. The singer's name is Caleb.

12. Time for Guillotines[]

Celebrities come together to sing about a simple solution for those affected by the fat cats in congress.

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